You Have Put a Cigarette Out in a Piece of Birthday Cake
Check out what your favourite 80’s band/artist says about you (courtesy of McSweeney’s) –
Apparently I’m somewhere between ‘You have lost a mood ring in a hot tub,’ (Eurythmics) and ‘You have been bitten by a cat while trying to dress it in period costume,’ (Joy Division). Both of these are at least half-way accurate.
Other priceless ones include – ‘You have lost several silk scarves to escalators’ – (Cyndi Lauper)
‘You have been caught kissing a copy of The Little Prince’ – (Erasure).
‘Your safety word is forty-seven syllables long’ – (Grace Jones)
‘You minored in something’ – (REM).
‘You have tasted a scented pen’ – (Simple Minds)